by ahmoses
scntrx:
Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: deadkirschtein, via armystrong-countryboy)

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via yikes-naynay)

pastelgamer:

pastelgamer:

the other day this guy was hitting on me and he complimented the curliness of my hair so i was like “thanks you know when i was younger it used to be really straight but then i hit puberty and it changed completely haha” then i paused a few seconds and continued “you know it’s not the only thing that stopped being straight once i hit puberty” but i guess he didn’t get the message because he kept hitting on me smh

get this to 1k notes please it’s the best story i’ve ever told in my life

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

(via nuthin-but-country)

digitalmovie:

Literally these two emojis define my entire life.
digitalmovie:

Literally these two emojis define my entire life.


This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end


This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end